A person's stress level is inversely proportional to the amount of "fuck!" which she says.
Is there anything more libertarian than the concept of "fuck!"? Fuck! increases my self-esteem, makes me a better person.
It rearranges things. Free me.
"Do not you want to go out with me ?! - so fuck!"
"Do you really want to decide this shit alone ?! - so fuck!"
The right to "fuck!" should be ensured in the Constitution.
Bad words were not born for nothing. They are extremely valuable and creative resources to endow our vocabulary with expressions that faithfully translate our strongest and most genuine feelings. It's the people doing their language. Like Vulgar Latin, it will be this Vulgar Portuguese who will avenge fully one day.
"Fuck you," for example. Which expression better translates the idea of a lot than "fucking"?
"How the fuck" tends to infinity, is almost a mathematical expression.
The Milky Way has stars like fuck!
The sun is hot like hell!
The universe is old as hell!
I like my club like fucking!
The dude is a fucking idiot!
Do you understand?
In the genre of "comó fuck", but in this case, expressing the most absolute denial, is the famous "no fuck you!".
Neither the "No, no and no!" and so little or nothing effective and no longer credible "No, no way!" replace it.
The "fuck you!" it is irrecoverable and clear the subject.Leave yourself, with a clear conscience, to other activities of greater interest in your life.
That 18-year-old son of a bitch torments you for the car to go surfing on the beach? Do not waste time or patience.Select a definite soon:
"Huguinho, pay attention, dear son, do not fuck yourself!" The naughty one learns the lesson soon and goes to the Shopping Center to meet his friends, without any problem, and you close your eyes and go back to enjoy the CD (...)
There are other badwords equally classic.
Think of the sonority of a "Bitch who gave birth!", Or its correlative "Pu-ta-que-o-pa-riu!", So spoken, cadenced, syllable by syllable.
Faced with annoying news, any "bitch-what-he-gave-it!", Put it that way, put you back on track.
Your neurons have the time and climate to reorganize themselves and find the attitude that will allow you to give a well-deserved change or get rid of more headaches.
And what about our famous "is going to take in the ass!"? And your wonderful and reinforcing derivation "will take in the eye of the ass"?
You have already imagined the good that someone does to himself and to his own when, past the limit of the bearable, he addresses the scoundrel of his interlocutor and releases:
"Enough! You're going to take it with you!"
You've reinstated the reins of your life, your self-esteem.
You undo your shirt and you go out on the street, wind banging on your face, stare, head up, a delicious smile of victory and renewed love-intimate on the lips.
And it would be tremendously unfair not to register here the expression of greater power of definition of the Vulgar Portuguese: "Fuck!". And its derivation, more overwhelming still: "Already fodeu!".
Do you know a more accurate, poignant and devastating definition for a situation that has reached the maximum degree of threatening complication?
Expression, inclusivé, that once delivered inserts its author into a providential inner context of alertness and self-defense. Something just like when you're out of the car, with no driving license and you hear a police siren behind you telling you to stop. What you say? "I already fucked myself!"
Or when you realize that you are from a country where almost nothing works, unemployment is not low, taxes are high, health, education and ... justice is of low quality, businessmen are of poor quality and seek the easy profit and in a short time, the reforms have to go down, the time for the desired reform has to increase ... you think "I already fucked!"
So:
Freedom,
Equality,
Fraternity
and
Fuck you !!!
But do not despair:
This country ... is still going to be "a fucking country!"
Mind what I tell you!
Is there anything more libertarian than the concept of "fuck!"? Fuck! increases my self-esteem, makes me a better person.
It rearranges things. Free me.
"Do not you want to go out with me ?! - so fuck!"
"Do you really want to decide this shit alone ?! - so fuck!"
The right to "fuck!" should be ensured in the Constitution.
Bad words were not born for nothing. They are extremely valuable and creative resources to endow our vocabulary with expressions that faithfully translate our strongest and most genuine feelings. It's the people doing their language. Like Vulgar Latin, it will be this Vulgar Portuguese who will avenge fully one day.
"Fuck you," for example. Which expression better translates the idea of a lot than "fucking"?
"How the fuck" tends to infinity, is almost a mathematical expression.
The Milky Way has stars like fuck!
The sun is hot like hell!
The universe is old as hell!
I like my club like fucking!
The dude is a fucking idiot!
Do you understand?
In the genre of "comó fuck", but in this case, expressing the most absolute denial, is the famous "no fuck you!".
Neither the "No, no and no!" and so little or nothing effective and no longer credible "No, no way!" replace it.
The "fuck you!" it is irrecoverable and clear the subject.Leave yourself, with a clear conscience, to other activities of greater interest in your life.
That 18-year-old son of a bitch torments you for the car to go surfing on the beach? Do not waste time or patience.Select a definite soon:
"Huguinho, pay attention, dear son, do not fuck yourself!" The naughty one learns the lesson soon and goes to the Shopping Center to meet his friends, without any problem, and you close your eyes and go back to enjoy the CD (...)
There are other badwords equally classic.
Think of the sonority of a "Bitch who gave birth!", Or its correlative "Pu-ta-que-o-pa-riu!", So spoken, cadenced, syllable by syllable.
Faced with annoying news, any "bitch-what-he-gave-it!", Put it that way, put you back on track.
Your neurons have the time and climate to reorganize themselves and find the attitude that will allow you to give a well-deserved change or get rid of more headaches.
And what about our famous "is going to take in the ass!"? And your wonderful and reinforcing derivation "will take in the eye of the ass"?
You have already imagined the good that someone does to himself and to his own when, past the limit of the bearable, he addresses the scoundrel of his interlocutor and releases:
"Enough! You're going to take it with you!"
You've reinstated the reins of your life, your self-esteem.
You undo your shirt and you go out on the street, wind banging on your face, stare, head up, a delicious smile of victory and renewed love-intimate on the lips.
And it would be tremendously unfair not to register here the expression of greater power of definition of the Vulgar Portuguese: "Fuck!". And its derivation, more overwhelming still: "Already fodeu!".
Do you know a more accurate, poignant and devastating definition for a situation that has reached the maximum degree of threatening complication?
Expression, inclusivé, that once delivered inserts its author into a providential inner context of alertness and self-defense. Something just like when you're out of the car, with no driving license and you hear a police siren behind you telling you to stop. What you say? "I already fucked myself!"
Or when you realize that you are from a country where almost nothing works, unemployment is not low, taxes are high, health, education and ... justice is of low quality, businessmen are of poor quality and seek the easy profit and in a short time, the reforms have to go down, the time for the desired reform has to increase ... you think "I already fucked!"
So:
Freedom,
Equality,
Fraternity
and
Fuck you !!!
But do not despair:
This country ... is still going to be "a fucking country!"
Mind what I tell you!
Mensagens
Sem comentários:
Enviar um comentário